Duff-Diving

      This blog would like to reassure its patient readers that when it jokes about chaneling its inner Humbert Humbert, it is most certainly not referring to this or this -- and definitely not to this (which, this blog notices, is evidently confused about today's date). Even Doctor J isn't quite *that* lecherous. Thank you for letting me clarify that.

      ~~You can tell your momma and your papa, I once was a schoolboy, too.... ~~