29 May 2004

Sen. Kerry Has Formidable Hair

      As the song goes, "Always look on the bright side of life...."

      (Choice bit: "Unfair, incendiary stereotype No. 3: Kerry has the appearance and the personality of a corpse -- a haughty, stiff, humorless demeanor lacking joy or spontaneity, one that goes beyond simple aloofness and suggests a deep and troubling character dysfunction -- the sort of impenetrable, icy, friendless, keeper-of-one's-own-counsel temperament typical of those who are someday exposed as assassins, spies or the sort of neighborhood pervert who steals panties from clotheslines.")

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