And They Shake Their Little Tushes On The Catwalk....

      Guys, looking for further evidence of the "weenification" (or would that be "de-weenification"?) of men worldwide? Cast your despondent eyes here and be afraid, be very afraid. How utterly, utterly pathetic. Humphrey Bogart and John Wayne must be groaning in their respective graves.

      And before any of you say it: Shut up, shut up, shut up.... I'm just a freak, an exception to all laws and actuarial tables....