Onan The Barbarian

      Kittens everywhere are issuing a muted "meows" and running for the hills. Check out the registration page which contains such classic phrases as "Professional and seeded wankers must register and be on their starting pad early" and "On-line and streaming video masturbators must have valid ID and be at the shoot location on time for the starting whistle." This blog assures you, it does NOT want to know if any of you choose to participate. *Doctor J covers his ears and proceeds to say I can't hear you over and over again*