Emissions and Purgations

      This is wrong, soooo wrong. But I have a strange feeling some of you out there are sheepishly turning your heads in quiet guilt. You dirty little monkeys....

      In an unrelated story, a new marketing strategy at Procter and Gamble (aka "We Do Evil Right") is supposed to generate a heavy new cashflow. Applicators of the strategy are quoted as saying, "This is bloody brilliant!" Top executives, however, are wary and have given the new campaign a limited trial period. Said one, "We may be out of our cotton-pickin' minds, but we're hoping we can string this out long enough to stop the rupture in sales revenues. But if it fails, the higher-ups will be out for blood." This blog wonders if Elizabeth Berkeley will be featured in the spots.