Hey, Darlin', Watch The Teeth....,
               or Gimme Some O' That London Derrière

      Anyone remember the old commercials, "If a man suddenly gives you flowers, that's Impulse"? Well, here's the techno-savvy version which you all know had to happen sooner or later. Check out the "Doh!" statement at the end of the article: "Flirting is fun, sex is fun. We're just employing expensive, complex toys to find the most basic form of entertainment." Suddenly my general Luddism feels like something to sport as a badge of honour. Can we say "naff gits," boys and girls? I knew you could.