And In The Lowest Depp A Lower Depp

      Like we fucking needed this. The old song has it right on: nowhere to run to, baby / nowhere to hide.... Suddenly, a cultural scourging is seeming quite necessary. Next thing you know, we'll have to deal with The Nanny in THX and Herman's Head in IMAX.

      (You know it's bad when you're identifying with Milton's Satan. Grrrr, arrgh.)