Shrimp Boats, For Truth

      It looks like Canada (this blog's Home and Native Land) has pushed back those imperialistic Danes. Faroe, let my people go!

      (And yes, this is profoundly absurd, Canada being in an "international crisis" of miniscule proportions with Denmark, but so it goes. It's also worth noting that this has to be one of the worst-written articles I've seen in a while, the opening paragraphs just a giant leap into the deep end before the establishment of context. But while America deals with Iraq, Canada deals with shrimp. Kinda puts things into perspective, doesn't it?)