Today's challenge: try to have a serious, intelligent conversation about this matter with your father. And those of you that can do so for more than forty seconds before becoming so uncomfortable that you'd rather swallow steaming asphalt than continue the discussion.... well, er, let's just say I can't even imagine the possibility.
(Somewhere, the ghosts of Robert Young and Fred MacMurray are recoiling in horror.)
09 September 2004
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