We Know, We Saw The Video....

      Let's just file this tidbit in the "No Shit, Sherlock" folder, okay?   [Insert here one of those condescending nods Stephen Fry does so well.]

      From a related article about putrid, tear-inducing undergarments, let's simply say that taking a shot at this is just too easy.      Then again, perhaps the answer to problem number one is problem number two, à la Kim Cattrall in Porky's?   Oddly enough, I suspect the baying of subject number one would sound a lot like the tortured masculinity of number two.