Absurd Headline Of The Day

      I don't know about any of you, but "the evolution of Lindsay Lohan" boggles the mind. Let's save the word 'evolution' for people at least old enough to buy alcohol in Virginia, okay?

      And, is it just me, or is there something inherently creepy about the reporter describing L-Lo as "a spunky little wisp of a girl?" Mr. Nabokov must be tittering uncontrollably in his grave.