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      Why is the Not-So-Good Doctor so often in a dour or cranky mood?   Because of his commitment to truth.   And that's his story and he's stickin' to it.

      (It also explains why so many of you preternaturally cheerful people have very questionable memories.   Look for this study to be plied eventually in defense of the suffering-artist's syndrome.)