The Unclean Thing

      Some have dared (natch!) suggest that this blog has a dirty mind. (Never! P'Shaw! Not. Possible.)   Well, okay, maybe it does have a dirty, rascally, prurient, utterly lascivious mind, but that can be a damned good thing sometimes. Why? Because it prevents this blog from making statements like these unless it damned well means to make them. (And, oh, yeah, that's to ignore the obvious, that a dirty mind is just plain fun.) Add that to the list of my superhero identities, or perhaps supervillain identities: beware the wrath of (dah-duh-da-da!) CAPTAIN INNNUENDO! He can turn even the most innocent statement into a profession of Clintonesque perversity! Beware, beware, lock up your language!   Somebody think of the children!