All The News That's Fit To....

      From today's The Hamilton Spectator comes this, one of the most "duh"-inducing headlines of recent times:

Bathhouse offers a haven for gay sex
Owner says fear of discovery will force men back to dangerous city parks

P'Shaw! Who would ever have imagined that?    Oy.    Somehow, this is supposed to be front-page, top-level news. I'm sure the BBC is just quaking at the thought of this sort of competition.   

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