Those of you with little wee ones might want to check out
this article before you take the initiative and determine to do something about your shortcoming. The article's a bit long (seven pages), but it's worth reading the whole hilarious narrative. Key quote:
Several nights ago, for instance, I had a dream in which my grandmother was performing oral sex on me. Considering that my grandmother has been dead for nearly eight years, I think you'll agree that this is pretty disgusting. I mean, why couldn't it have been my maternal grandmother? She's hot.
That said, this blog is packing more veal than Denninger's. Yee-haw.
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