The Wails of August

      From Christie's site, stumbled on this, a sort of thing that always leads one to awkward hums and haws and fine dicing. The original said to strike out what didn't apply, but I felt the need to italicize the "kinda but not kindas" for accuracy's sake.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic {that's a tricky one}. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises {yes and no: complicated}. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense {Maybe once; not anymore}. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses {Awkward: in some ways indomitable, in others not so much}. Learns to relax {still learning}. Hasty and trusty. Romantic {I'm a Lapsed Romantic}. Loving and caring.      Loves to make friends {Meh.}.

I dunno about "extraordinary spirit," though. I'm surely not the one to judge. Strange thing, very few of the things that tend to crop up in such things: critical, intellectual, stubborn, self-righteous. Figures (crimony!) that the May babies get "Sharp thoughts." Ay cafuckinrumba....

      Check yourself out and feel free to post your results, though I don't think the "strike" function works in the Enetation javascript.

POSTSCRIPT: Oh boy-oh-boy-oh-boy was this wrong. So wrong.