Lowering The Bar

You're just dying to know why that image is there on the right, aren't you?         It's absolutely killing you, isn't it?         Well, go ahead, touch it-- er, click on it, and see what pops up.         Or down, as the case may be.       Oh, the modern world, in which we make even the medium grande.   I tells ya, there's just no incentive for improvement these days.   We just keep lowering and lowering our standards....       (And, boys, do clean off your monitor screens when you're done.   Please.   Nobody wants to see those smudge-prints.)