Terms Of Endorsement

      Apparently, the Bushies don't just want you to vote them, they want you to swear an oath of fealty to them. But, as one might suspect of the Bushies, they had a little problem with the language:

An endorsement form provided to the Journal by Random says: "I, (full name) ... do herby (sic) endorse George W. Bush for reelection of the United States." It later adds that, "In signing the above endorsement you are consenting to use and release of your name by Bush-Cheney as an endorser of President Bush."

Damn ye, vile grammar!!!! Those word thingies are just so damned complimahcated!!!!   (No word, however, on whether or not signatories will be forced to face ordeals or gauntlet challenges.)