Second-Hand Smoke

      Does anyone out there want to list all the movies and TV shows that would be "Rated R" if this model of Puritanism run amok is adopted? Casablanca. Hell, just about every Humphrey Bogart movie ever made. Columbo. The Simpsons. Lawrence of Arabia. Citizen Kane. Every Sherlock Holmes movie. Any movie with a spy in it. All The President's Men. Any biography of Winston Churchill and/or FDR. Any Marx Brothers movie. It will still, however, be wholesome family entertainment to watch buxom young women in the skimpiest clothing swallow animal recta on Fear Factor. I swear, people like this Stanton Glantz really need to get fucking lives. Oooohhh, our impressionable little children!!!