Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down! or, How To Keep That Orchid Nice And Musty

      And, gee, I thought God helped those that helped themselves....

      Seriously, I'm not sure whether to find this hilarious or horrifying.  It's nice to know, though, that problems can be addressed by fixing oneself a snack and leaving the bathroom door slightly ajar.  I'm not one to knock the spiritual beliefs of anyone, but this is the same twisted logic that got the RC church into so much trouble: deny, deny, deny, and for the love of God, never, ever, ever address a problem.  Unbelievable.

    (With thanks to MD for providing the link.)