The Shopping News

      When it comes to Christmas shopping, the N-S-G Doctor would like to aver that he'd rather repeatedly insert staples into his esophogaus than trudge through the malls and deal with the various jackasses (jackae? doesn't that sound like a Euripides play?) that infest the places like hungry pedophiles on day passes.   This blog has to note this fact, and remember that this survey was done in British Columbia, after all:

Not only that, we lead the country in nude shopping.   Some 14 per cent of B.C. online shoppers said they "wear nothing often or always when shopping online."  This compares to the national average of four per cent.

Does anyone remember the days when no one would have even imagined asking such a question in a survey?   Alas, I am probably officially now an Old Man, moored as I am in thoughts of better days.