Doctor J's Words, Words, Words
for the witty literati and the puerile of heart....
09 November 2004
Mission Accomplished
Ladies and gentlemen, John Ashcroft has
left the building
.
Key (hysterically funny) quote: "The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved." Too bad Mr Ashcroft didn't resign on an aircraft carrier with a giant banner behind him.
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