Blame It On The Juice

      Tell me, dear readers, what is the most disturbing aspect of this article:

A.   That OJ is "angry," or I guess "still angry" (or is that "angry again"?), with his wife;

B.   That he might actually be on television again;

C.   That it would be a Punk'd rip-off, as if we needed it;

D.   That we might be getting a rip-off of Punk'd, period;

E.   That Greta Van Susteren is still on television;

F.   That she would actually get in the same room as O.J.;

G.   That anyone still gives a damn what O.J. has to say;

H.   That O.J. seems to have made no progress in finding "the real killer" (yeah, right);

I.   That seven years later, this story, herpes-like, can come back to haunt us;

J.   That I could actually find nine things to be disturbed by in a 400-word article;

or K.   Fuckin' all of the above.

Suddenly, I'm thinking that if we have to have another Simpson on television, Jessica might not be so bad after all.