Bawdy Czeching

      Just wait until they come up with a Canadian version of this with hockey instead of soccer. It would, of course, have to be hosted by a woman named --- wait for it; don't get ahead of me here; let's hold the pause long enough that everyone realizes that we're heading toward the same inescapable punchline; is he really gonna say it, everyone wonders, the words "You bastard" waiting, just dying, to be said; oh, yeah, the anticipation is there, it's just a matter of time, a matter of course, inevitable, like maple syrup sliding off the edge of your bread or sidewalks icing over in December; yes, it's unavoidable, it's fate, it's... you guessed it... --- Dawn Cherry.

      Your may now begin rolling your eyes and groaning in comic agony.