Classics, Porn Style

This has been around for a while, but here's a list of classic-based porn titles.... As I Lay Diane The Ass Menagerie As You Lick It Beth Comes for the Archbishop The Bugger's Opera Captain Fellatio Hornblower A Christmas in Carol Cock Without Hands David Cop A Feel The Devil and Daniel Webster in Miss Jones Eat Me in St. Louis The Enema of the People Five Little Peckers and How They Grew Four Saints in Three Unnatural Acts The Four Whoresmen of the Apocalypse French the Lieutenant's Woman! A Handful of Bust Hedda Gobbler Her Groin Was My Valley He Stoops to Honk Her Inside Daisy Miller Ivan's Ho' Lady Windemere's Fanny Lord Jism The Lust of the Mohicans Madame Ovary Mansfield Pork The Man Who Came on Dinner A Member at the Wedding Moaning Becomes Electra Moby-Dyke The Naked in the Dead Of Human Bondage and Discipline One Day in the Wife of Ivan Denisovich The Penile Colony Penis and Adonis The Pit and the Pudendum Portrait of the Artist as a Hung Man Pubic Enemy The Satanic Nurses The Shape of Things That Come The Schlong of Roland A Tale of Two Clitties Tales of a Wayside In and Out Tess Does the D'Urbervilles The Three Muffketeers Twat Makes Sammy Run Uncle Ream Us Wetness For The Prosecution The Wife of Bath's Tail

and a few more from Doctor J: The Layer of Casterbridge The Old Man And The Semen Tight Ass Andronicus Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Get Head The Pound And The Fury Quim and Punishment The Apprenticeship of Duddy's Crevice The Juice of Malta The Iceman Cummeth Flossed Horizon The Golden Hole The Burn Of The Screw A Cunt Tickle For Liebowitz The Waist Gland Gargantua and Panty Drool Fifth Jizzness Spankenstein Fear Of Clothing In Las Vegas The Bitch Liker's Guide To The Galaxy Corey's Old Anus King Leer Pair of Thighs Lost Fair and Hot #451 What Maisie Blew Bride's Head Revisited The Crying of Lot 69 The Scat In The Hat Every Man And His Hummer The Ivory Shower Snatch 22 Thus Sprayed Zarathrustra The Vision of Piers Plowing Men The Sphincter of Dorian Gray The Legend of Sleazy Swallow

and the inevitable

Load Of The Flies