Ah, Ontario Politics...

I've heard some strange stuff come out during political campaigns, but Ernie Eves is learning, methinks, not just the dangers of caffeinated staffers but that perhaps some days it just doesn't pay to wake up in the morning. Click here to read what has to be one of the weirdest stories I've ever heard. The words "smiled broadly" are to be relished.

Who says Canadian politics is dull? (Well, normally I do, but this is definitely an exception. Hilarious!)