Arsonist And Old Lace?

This is what I call desperation, from Ananova:

A man who tried to set fire to his home to avoid having sex with his wife has been jailed for two years.

Svetin Gulisija, 26, from Seget in Croatia admitted starting a fire in woods just behind his house because he was too tired for sex with his wife.

The couple had to be evacuated as firefighters tried to bring the blaze under control.

The damage was later estimated to be around £15,000.

I'm suspecting it was more than just a matter of being 'tired.' *rolls eyes*