The Bay of Poutine and The Damfleck Factor

It's reassuring that at least our recent border tension with India has been peaceably resolved. I haven't been this terrified since Gorbachev's ouster....

And as much as I'm reticent to link to anything about the split, real or imagined or otherwise architectonically designed, of Jennufleck, I do think this worth reading. They may have missed the real reason, though: "J.Lo Discovers Tube of Ben-Gay Probably Prophetic." Or maybe she realized that this corporate shill sounded better saying Ben's last name than she ever would.

I don't know... is it just me, or does The Onion seem to be getting more and more flaccid in its satire?