Alright...

Most of my female friends do not believe me that men can have different types of orgasms. Sorry, ladies, we can. Otherwise, no man would ever leave his own home, taking care of himself over and over again until the flesh ripped straight off his hands.

And any man that thinks there is only one type of male orgasm has my deepest pity.

There, I hope that clears that up. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programme.