I've Heard Of Bikini Waxing But...

From Reuters:

BERLIN (Reuters) - German police have briefly detained a 36-year-old man after he tried to shower naked in a car wash in the southern town of Fuerth.

"The man stripped off and said he wanted to take a shower, but he couldn't start the machine," a Fuerth police spokesman said on Tuesday. "It wasn't a great idea. He could have been coated in car wax, scalded by hot water or rubbed raw by brushes."

The car wash owner alerted police after spotting the man gearing up for his shower among the brushes and hoses. Police said the man had been looking for somewhere to wash since losing his home at the start of the month.

Now I'm sure all of you are thinking: Dr. J, what's with all the sex-related stories lately? Honestly, I have no idea. They seem to be everywhere these days. It must be the summer sun. Or people are just getting sillier and sillier. And part of this blog's self-appointed duty is to note the silliness and snicker at it with according superiority. :-)

And Speaking of Silliness....

Somehow, I don't think sexuality is something you choose by default. And check out this sentence: 'Mr Carney said that despite the encouragement for women to "explore other options", married and miserable was still better than alone and free, unless there was abuse.' *Smacks head*