Shots From The Onion

Oh Lord, this is hysterically funny. It's probably best I not say much more than that, tempted though I am....

But that gets me reflecting on my so-called horoscope which says:

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
You'll once again avoid becoming a household name this week, except in the more perverted households.

Should I start my own business? I'm sure I could charge much less than $250.... ;-)