It's wonderfully comforting that the good people at poetry.com have a good sense of humour. Check out the various poems by various poets named Freemont in some form or another, and poetry.com's chucklesome preface to them. Some of the poems are amusing rewrites of classic poems like Frost's "The Road Not Taken" and "Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening," Donne's Holy Sonnet X ('Death Be Not Proud'), and Sidney's "Ye Goatherd Gods." Somehow, over 800 entries have been submitted, all including the line "the dog ate mother's toes." Hilarious.