From The Onion: This is hilarious.

The Onion | Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die

My personal favourite bit, in the appropriated voice of director Martin Brest: "Getting shot is fine, but what about an automobile fire in which Ben and Jennifer are shown perishing in a slow-motion montage, their newfound love discarded as they try desperately to claw their way past each other's melting bodies, while slowly roasting to death in their own fat?" Check out the graphic of the comment card too. LOL.