Your Lurid Headline--- and Utterly Cringe-Worthy Suggestion--- Of The Day, courtesy Reuters. Somewhere, the South Park guys are saying, "We couldn’t make this shit up...."
Unrelated Aside: Today got all buggered up, so I’m very much behind on the daily routine, which means (among other things) I’m going to be slow in getting caught up on my email. Seems I have to say that a lot, doesn’t it? Oy.