Why Do You Have To Let It Finger...

      Is it possible, that The Onion has published something funny again?   Just when I had given up hope.   Key quote: "I'm not asking that we draft a law to prevent robots from manually stimulating with owner consent. If people want their wives fingered by their bots, that's fine. I wasn't born yesterday. To each his own. I'm not asking you to forbid robots from fingering every wife, just mine."