28 June 2005

I Have Witnesses

      I do, I really do; I haven't been anywhere near Holland.    Hell, I don't even have a passport.    Truly.    Seriously.    Hey, stop looking at me like that!!!!   


      Besides, there's no way I could pass for 19 or 20 anymore, so there.    And if you think I'm telling any of you the "kissing bandit" story, you're kidding yourselves.

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