The Moustache Before The Beard

      As they say, a picture is worth a thousand words.   Now if only the pranksters had used milk, internet pornographers would be splitting their sides (and other things?) with glee.

      (And, yes, I know, I posted just yesterday that I didn't want to hear another word about any of this Cruising.   But, c'mon-- in what way is that picture resistable to a heckler like me?   I rest my permanently-addled case.)

      For the record, this piece from The Independent sums matters up very tidily:

The moral of the story? From a financial point of view, at least, Tom Cruise shouldn't feel too upset about his public drenching. He was, at the end of the day, just taking one for the team.

Indeed.