Maher, Maher, Maher!!!!

      Dear Lord, I think I'm having a heart palpitation: The Onion actually has a moderately amusing piece this week!   Oh my.   I'm simply a-flutter!   Best bit: "After ejaculation, however, he introduced the topic of John Kerry's election platform."

      (BTW, note the image on the first page:   is it just me ot does that poor young woman seem to be about a week-and-a-half away from being able to sweep the floor when she walks?   I've seen drive-in screens that were shorter....)