~~I Didn't Sleep At All Last Night~~ (Doot-ditty-doot)

      You know that feeling you get when, say, you're reading an article about how a seventy-four year-old woman mated with a giraffe on camera to call attention to the plight of tsetse flies?   You know, that feeling that causes your mouth to fall ajar and your stomach to wrench as its contents become as consistent as six-year-old sour-cream?   Well, in case you don't....

      I don't even want to imagine what this means....