Five By Five

      For RK, a page full of limericks, most of them not particularly impressive, but a few familiar ones and two worth quoting here:

There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser,       It at last grew so small       He knew nothing at all And now he's a college professor.

The limerick's callous and crude, Its morals distressingly lewd;       It's not worth the reading       By persons of breeding - It's designed for us vulgar and rude.

This site, however, is much more complete, and generally the quality of the limericks much better.   Consider:

Two guys at a condom convention
Attracted a lot of attention.
      "Who's dong is the bigger?"
      They argued with vigour;
But still it's a bone of contention.

That should be "whose," but.... And:

"If only you'd show me", I said,
"Just a smidgeon of interest in bed.
      Just a smile? Just a sigh?
      Just a touch on my thigh?
Just a ... Shit, I forgot you were dead."

And then there's this one that may take a second to register:

f vwels n my keybard I've fur;
I've cunted 'em lking fr mre.
      I thught that there ught
      T be mre f that srt
S the must've drpped t the flr.

Enjoy.   And remember, they're limericks.   Don't expect any of the good ones to be clean.