19 February 2004

~~Wouldn't It Be Nice~~


      Question: How much money would you pay to make this come true? To watch the two of them run along a beach-side, hand in hand? This blog's answer: One hundred billion gazillion dollars. And one appendage.

      For the record, this blog would pay even more to watch Jack van Impe-- that fear-mongering, senior-swindling blowhard of the apocalypse-- undergo gang-sodomy by the entire inmate population of Oswald penitentiary while the boys from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy provide the Faaaaa-bulous colour commentary. Well, on second thought, I think I'd rather just listen to the radio broadcast... Ah, to dream...

      On the other hand, this sounds more like fact than fiction to me.

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