Good Mornin' Little Schoolgirl

      The funniest part about this article, apart from the young lass' initiative, is the last sentence: "We give balloons to children; we have a kid's menu." Aha, yeah, but what about the lactose intolerant? ;-) Why am I reminded of Robin Williams' old joke about Dolly Parton's child's first words: "Kilimanjaro!!!! I'm going to feed THE WORLD!!!" Sufferin' suckle-tash...