06 February 2004

'A Genius At Modern Image-Making In The Post-Modern Style of Madonna'


As if the world weren't already suffering from literacy problems, apparently there is a proposal for a book by that gifted raconteur (.... wait for it....) PARIS HILTON. You've got to love her words of wisdom: "Choose Your Chromosomes Carefully." *Doctor J was having a drink when he read that, and Pepsi nearly went flowing through his nose.* Oh, and "Never Drink Diet Coke. Diet Coke is for fat people." With intelligence and insight of this magnitude, there's only one destiny for Paris: to be President of the United States.

(Why am I even looking at this drivel? I don't know. It's probably the same reason that most of us can't turn our heads away from a car crash.)

Modern Image-Making in the Post-Modern Style?!?!?!?!? A Genius????? Makes me wonder if it's true that cyanide actually tastes and smells like almonds...

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