Oh, Conan, Say It Ain't So...

      Remember the wisdom, Conan: "Shrink not from blasphemy; 'twill pass for wit." Shrink not, I say, shrink not! (Mind you, with a small penis and having spent the night wetting the bed like a little girl, perhaps shrinkage was inevitable.) *shrug*

      I maintain my thesis: those that were offended were the real fools in all this. It speaks, sadly, to our thin-skinnedness as a nation, and to the disturbing fact that perhaps our well-cultivated sense of humour has grown over with weeds and becomes infested with caterpillars.