Within An Inch Of Their Dull and Obnoxious Lives...

      With all the finger-pointing in the wake of Conan O'Brien's trip to Toronto, it's good to see that at least one pundit has it right on the money. Geebus begeezus, it is absolutely maddening that politicos and pundits have reacted so indignantly to the antics of an INSULT PUPPET. Context, people, context! It should be interesting to see if Conan says anything on his show tonight now that he's back in New York. I won't blame Conan if he's cynical about his trip now. Fact is, I'm ashamed of the way our leaders and editorialists have responded to this, deeply, deeply ashamed. And, frankly, Doctor J would like to open up a magnificent can of whoop-ass on all these buffoons and their false piety. Forget going medieval on their asses; it's time to get antediluvian.