My Penis Is Studious And Majestic

      Sorry if I gave anyone a terrifying image with that title (you may now collect yourselves from your respective floors), but read this article and you'll see why I used it-- other than the obvious reason, that it was just too damned good to resist.  

      (Gee, this blog would nehhhhhh-ver, ever, have guessed that there were double standards at universities.   Not for a second.)