29 March 2004

Heeeeeere's Johnny And Other Crap For Your Consumption

      Okay, so much for leaving on schedule.... Anyway, I know some of you out there are just dying to get naked with Johnny Depp. Well, here's your chance. No thanks are required. I'm also relatively sure some of you will be pleasuring yourselves with this for hours.

      In a semi-related vein, this suggests why my brain is turning to rot. Effing figures. C'mon, ladies, remember: a mind, my mind, is a terrible thing to waste. ;-)

      In other scientific news, this takes recycling to its most radical conclusion. The phrase "the normal colonic flora" is simply priceless; from botox to buttocks, ladies and gentlemen, take care of yourselves, and each other.

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