08 March 2004

~~Come On Be A Smarty, Come And Join....~~


      It's Springtime for Doctor J:

You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your authority. You will crush all the inferior people under the soles of your jackboots, and any who question your motives will be eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane of every other person's existence, because you're constantly contradicting stupidity. Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams of a master race of spellers and grammarians frighten the masses. You must always watch your back. If only your power could be used for good instead of evil.


What is your grammar aptitude?
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LOL. Very funny. Smart aleck.

ADDENDUM: On a lark, I went back and did the same quiz intentionally answering the questions wrongly. I expected to see something to the effect of "You are the grammar President Bush" or something satirical or clever like that. What I got was a disturbing image of piled-up bodies from a concentration camp with the tag "You are a grammar Failure. You will be the first to be thrown in the ovens. The world is a better place without you." That's simply not funny. This blog's since removed the images from this blog, for reasons of taste and policy.

On the other hand, this result just beggars all bloody description:

Aphrodite


Meh. Methinks not. Me, EROS??!!??!! That's rather like calling Robert Loggia a stud-muffin. Beauty?!?!?!?!? No. Besides, I gave up love, along with hope, for Lent. Am considering making both conditions permanent. :-)

(Oh Gawd, I remember when I used to believe in such stuff... *rolls eyes incredulously* How embarrassing...)

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