Sic Transit Vir...

      Er, methinks not:

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? "Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just glad to see me?" You're smooth, okay, but you also need a girlfriend. Bad. Which Weird Latin Phrase Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Grumble, grumble.... Smooth??? As Dick Cheney's wrinkled ass, I'm sure. As for needing a girlfriend, five words: Beware The Brides of March.

Alternate answer: Et tu, boot-ayyyy?