21 April 2007

And-- And-- And--- You Put The Load Right On Me-e-e-e

This blog will not comment. This blog will not comment. This blog will not comment.

*whistles innocently*

Nope, still not commenting.

*continues whistling*

This blog knows she's from Wales. From Mold, Wales, no less. But it STILL isn't commenting.

*glances evasively askance*

Don't look at this blog like that.

*looks directly at feet, which are beginning to shuffle anxiously*

Okay, okay: key quote from the judge: "I cannot ignore the difference in your ages - you were 34 and twice his age." And thrice his....

This blog feels so dirty right now. Thank you, thank you very much.... Rotten filthy perverts, the lot of ya....

2 comments:

nic said...

ewwwwwww... I'm so glad I decided to read that before going to sleep.

j said...

don't even start on the word position or logistics; eeeewwwww

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