This blog will not comment. This blog will not comment. This blog will not comment.
Nope, still not commenting.
This blog knows she's from Wales. From Mold, Wales, no less. But it STILL isn't commenting.
*glances evasively askance*
Don't look at this blog like that.
*looks directly at feet, which are beginning to shuffle anxiously*
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